If you’re a fan of comedy, you’re a fan of Marc Maron’s podcast, the best thing on the internet (except for porn).  The episode I did is finally online, I’m on last in case you’re wondering, if you get tired of listening to a fucking ventriloquist just fast-forward it to 1:12…

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_208_-_live_from_montreal

NO ONE IS SAFE! THE NASTY SHOW GETS NASTIER WITH FRENCH COMEDIAN MAKING HIS DEBUT!

French comedian Mike Ward added to the wildly popular The Nasty Show lineup and he’s ready to destroy.

Montreal, June 27 – The 2011 edition of the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival presented by Videotron in assosiation with Loto-Quebec has just announced yet another awesome edition to the Festival. The Nasty Show is about to get nastier with the addition of popular French comedian Mike Ward. Easily one of the most popular shows at the Festival, The Nasty Show is ready to welcome Mike into its elite group of shocking and foul-mouthed comedians playing at Metropolis July 14-16.

Mike Ward is irreverent, offensive and downright impolite. This megastar on the Quebec French comedy scene has won a Gemini award for Best Performance: Comedy (French); produced a platinum-selling DVD; was ranked among the Top 25 French Comedians of all time; and has more hits on his website, Mikeward.ca, than any other Canadian comedian (not to mention US stars like Chris Rock, Adam Sandler and Dane Cook). In 2007, Mike tried his act in English at a Just for Laughs Best of the Fest show, and found his humour not only translated – it killed. Not afraid to shock, challenge or face death threats for his art, the bilingual Mike Ward is edgy beyond words and ready to destroy The Nasty Show.

The Nasty Show is the ballsiest, most offensive and downright shocking show at the Fest. It’s doing things differently this year and is happening at the beginning of this year’s three week Festival running from July 5 to July 31st. Hosted by the Roastmaster General himself, Jeffrey Ross, is ready to annihilate everything in his sight…including you! He’s fresh off of roasting Donald Trump for Comedy Central, so trust us, he’s not afraid of anything and he’s extra fired up! Jeffrey will be joined by others quasi-degenerates including: Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir, and Anthony Jeselnik, who was the breakout act at the Trump takedown. You can try and hide, but NO one is safe at this show!

DISCLAIMER: We recommend a cold shower afterwards.

THE 29th EDITION OF THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL
PRESENTED BY VIDEOTRON IN ASSOCIATION WITH LOTO-QUÉBEC
English Shows July 11-31, 2011
THE NASTY SHOW
Metropolis
July 14-16, 2011

Tickets available at the Just For Laughs box office or charge-by-phone at 514-845-2322
Buy online at http://www.hahaha.com/en/montreal/act/763

I like MacLean’s, it’s the only Canadian magazine I still read, hell it’s the only non-virtual magazine I still read.

There’s an article about me in this week’s issue, basically saying I was one of the reasons why so many people in Québec voted for the NDP… fuck… if I had known I had this much power I would have wished for something way better.

So here’s the link to the interview and a picture of me and Jack… I own him, he’s mine, I made him, he’s my Frankenstein… lol

http://www2.macleans.ca/2011/06/01/diagnosing-the-ndps-patient-zero-in-quebec/

Here’s me doing an interview… I don’t know why my hair is so fucking greasy and why my eyes are all over the place… but if you don’t look at the hair or the eyes, it’s a pretty good interview… lol

I was going to post the entire episode but HBO had it removed from YouTube… so here are a couple previews.

Now if this doesn’t make you want to stab @NickCannon in the neck nothing will http://bit.ly/gdlg4e

Costco is now selling wedding dresses, only problem is you got to buy them in packs of 8 #hackjoke #goldjerry

The Charlie Sheen 20/20 interview is porn for @DrDrew

Been in the US for a week so I have no idea what’s going on in Libya, but I know more about Charlie Sheen than anyone ever wanted to know

@labergejo for some reason I’m edgy in English, but in French… I’m just a dick… LOL

Fosters, Australien for beer. Boréale, Québécois for piss.

Roch “Moise” Theriault died, it’s a sad day for evil creepy cult leaders everywhere

You can tell writer Bruce Valanch is gay because all of his jokes suck cock #oscars #badwriting

If you want to read shit written by a publicist pretending to be James Franco, I highly recommend @francoatoscars

@RyanSeacrest that’s bullshit, I saw the John Doe Story & it sucked, I don’t know why they gave it an oscar http://yfrog.com/h86e36j

Just found out that there’s a Jonas Brothers 3D movie, I wanna go back in time, find the inventor of 3D glasses and shoot him in the head

Larry King is going to be doing a stand-up tour, old comedians aren’t funny… imagine an 84 year old reporter #hilarious #goldjerry

Just started following @TomCruise, can’t wait to read all of his crazy, closeted, self-righteous bullshit

Read my French tweets

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For me, nothing is funnier than a bad comedian struggling on stage… I would pay thousands of dollars to see this guy live.