I like MacLean’s, it’s the only Canadian magazine I still read, hell it’s the only non-virtual magazine I still read.

There’s an article about me in this week’s issue, basically saying I was one of the reasons why so many people in Québec voted for the NDP… fuck… if I had known I had this much power I would have wished for something way better.

So here’s the link to the interview and a picture of me and Jack… I own him, he’s mine, I made him, he’s my Frankenstein… lol

http://www2.macleans.ca/2011/06/01/diagnosing-the-ndps-patient-zero-in-quebec/

Here’s me doing an interview… I don’t know why my hair is so fucking greasy and why my eyes are all over the place… but if you don’t look at the hair or the eyes, it’s a pretty good interview… lol

I love watching comedians talk about the art of being funny. This is Ricky Gervais’ new show, it’s exactly like The Green Room with Paul Provenza with better lighting and funnier guests.

I was going to post the entire episode but HBO had it removed from YouTube… so here are a couple previews.

More shit, different week:

Now if this doesn’t make you want to stab @NickCannon in the neck nothing will http://bit.ly/gdlg4e

Costco is now selling wedding dresses, only problem is you got to buy them in packs of 8 #hackjoke #goldjerry

The Charlie Sheen 20/20 interview is porn for @DrDrew

Been in the US for a week so I have no idea what’s going on in Libya, but I know more about Charlie Sheen than anyone ever wanted to know

@labergejo for some reason I’m edgy in English, but in French… I’m just a dick… LOL

Fosters, Australien for beer. Boréale, Québécois for piss.

Roch “Moise” Theriault died, it’s a sad day for evil creepy cult leaders everywhere

You can tell writer Bruce Valanch is gay because all of his jokes suck cock #oscars #badwriting

If you want to read shit written by a publicist pretending to be James Franco, I highly recommend @francoatoscars

@RyanSeacrest that’s bullshit, I saw the John Doe Story & it sucked, I don’t know why they gave it an oscar http://yfrog.com/h86e36j

Just found out that there’s a Jonas Brothers 3D movie, I wanna go back in time, find the inventor of 3D glasses and shoot him in the head

Larry King is going to be doing a stand-up tour, old comedians aren’t funny… imagine an 84 year old reporter #hilarious #goldjerry

Just started following @TomCruise, can’t wait to read all of his crazy, closeted, self-righteous bullshit

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