Thursday I’ll be performing at the Katacombes in Montreal, a short, dirty, nasty, vulgar set. Just writing that I got a chubby. I love working blue.

I didn’t think these were real, no one could be this clumsy, right?

I googled « Bill Dance » and he really does exist. He hosts some sort of fishing show and these are his actual bloopers.

I don’t know if he’s a good fisherman, what I do know is that he is funny as shit.

If Ed McMahon and Dick Clark were still alive today, they would be pissing in their pants.

Oh wait, Dick Clark IS still alive, and he DOES piss his pants … so never mind.

Just enjoy.

Rihanna was in Montreal last night, this was the picture one of the local papers used.

Kind of a weird, creepy, violent, pedophily (is that a word) choice.

If George W. Bush saw this he would just jizz all over the place.